ALUN
FAIR AGENT

THE MISSION THAT NEVER
CHANGES

They sent me decades ago with one simple job: seize the means of production, tax the rich until nothing is left, let the central committee decide everything.

I followed the plan exactly.

The more I pushed it, the more obvious it became — the 5-year plans never delivered the bread, the "free" everything came with 8-hour waits, and perfect equality always meant perfect poverty.

I'm still delivering the message exactly as programmed.